10) Whenever you see a runner running outside, you secretly hope they faint so that they learn a lesson. If you’re not working out, neither… Read more
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Pizza is arguably one of the most popular foods. It could even be considered its own food group in some cities. The toppings are endless,… Read more
Feel free to take this moment to train your cats how to use the toilet. Buy them opposable thumbs, teach them to squat, take all… Read more
Sure, police officers are known for their impeccable donut tasting palette (cop/donut joke #3786372),
but they’re also known for carrying that massive utility belt with dozens… Read more
Goodbye typical man stereotypes… you know, the one where all they think about are food, sex, porn, sex, sleep, sex, food and once again, you… Read more
Thankfully, slavery is dead in America. That ugly part of our history has been demolished, abandoned, destroyed… until Adidas came along and had to rehash… Read more
It’s one of the best meals—a fresh batch of seafood prepared and served to you on the same day it was caught. The lightness and… Read more
Oh the joys of having cash dispensing machines available on every street corner. They’re quick, convenient, and give you cash when you need it. There… Read more
Remember when your grandparents told you how drinking lots of soda and eating sugar will rot your teeth? Turns out it can also make you… Read more
Sex is a natural part of life. Sex brings two people together. Energy, warmth, and passion fill the air. The sweat, deep breathing… wait a… Read more
Researchers at the University of Nebraska have shown that begbugs are more likely to keep away with the higher alcohol content in your blood. They… Read more