May 7, 2018May 7, 2018 You can purchase the baseball that Kris Bryant fouled into Yadier Molina’s dick and balls By Riot Fest / Sports / Chicago Cubs, cubs, Kris Bryant Ow! My Balls! On Saturday at Busch Stadium, St. Louis Cardinals catcher Yadier Molina caught a Kris Bryant foul tip of a 102-mph fastball right… Read more
November 4, 2016November 4, 2016 If The Cubs Win The World Series I’ll… By Riot Fest / Chicago, Denver, News / Chicago Cubs, twitter, World Series The internet is forever and it keeps receipts. The Cubs won the World Series for the first time in 108 years and lots of people… Read more
August 3, 2016August 3, 2016 It’s The End Of The World And I Feel Fine By Riot Fest / Chicago, Denver, News / end of the world, Chicago Cubs, Jesus According to a totally and completely legit organization called End Times Prophecies, in a video posted to YouTube, the world will 'surely' end on October… Read more