Tag: Chicago Cubs

May 7, 2018May 7, 2018

You can purchase the baseball that Kris Bryant fouled into Yadier Molina’s dick and balls

By Riot Fest / Sports / Chicago Cubs, cubs, Kris Bryant

Ow! My Balls! On Saturday at Busch Stadium, St. Louis Cardinals catcher Yadier Molina caught a Kris Bryant foul tip of a 102-mph fastball right…

November 4, 2016November 4, 2016

If The Cubs Win The World Series I’ll…

By Riot Fest / Chicago, Denver, News / Chicago Cubs, twitter, World Series

The internet is forever and it keeps receipts. The Cubs won the World Series for the first time in 108 years and lots of people…

August 3, 2016August 3, 2016

It’s The End Of The World And I Feel Fine

By Riot Fest / Chicago, Denver, News / end of the world, Chicago Cubs, Jesus

According to a totally and completely legit organization called End Times Prophecies, in a video posted to YouTube, the world will 'surely' end on October…