ON THE THIRD NIGHT OF X-MAS, TLA GAVE TO ME: SEXY X-MAS
2017’s War on X-mas wraps on Saturday, December 16th with SEXY X-MAS! So bring your assless Santa suits, buttplugs, and all necessary body parts back (oh, and your tastiest nonperishable foods!) down to Bottom Lounge as The Arms, Nothington, and the Sass Dragons GET. IT. ON. It’s all in the name of dragging Christmas, the Lord’s name, and every last modicum of collective decency through the frothy, foamy, ropey mud in style.
We love you all, and we’ll see you there. Get your tickets quick when they go on sale this Friday at 10:00am CDT, before those speedy little elves beat you to it again. Let’s finally put an end to Christmas once and for all (or get hungover trying).
The Lawrence Arms Presents The Third Annual War on Christmas: “Sexy X-Mas”
with Nothington and Sass Dragon
Saturday, Dec 16, 2017 8:30 PM CST (7:30 PM Doors)
Bottom Lounge, Chicago, IL
17 years and over
Doors at 7:30pm / 17+