Did your parents get you socks for Christmas? Did your kids get you some handmade piece of junk? Did Aunt Clara get you a pink… Read more
Category: Riot Festmas
It's Christmas Eve and you still haven't done your shopping? We're here to help. The malls are going to be packed, going to Target the… Read more
Merry Christmas. Look at these dogs and cats and rabbits and guinea pigs, and a pig dressed as Santa Claus. Look at them. Seriously, look… Read more
Now, boys and girls, I'm going to give you an assignment. I want you to write... a theme. "My Perfect Day at Riot Fest." And… Read more
Musicians usually have some pretty eclectic wardrobes, and red looks good on most people. So it's no surprise that some musicians like to dress up… Read more
You waited until the last minute to get presents this year didn't you? We're here to help. The holidays are all about buying stuff, so… Read more
Do you like typing band names on social media to win vinyl LPs and Riot Fest GA tickets? If you answered yes, then we have… Read more
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To show our gratitude, we're giving you until the end of today to buy Holiday Presale Tickets for… Read more
Hey ho, Ramones fans! For just $20, you too can own a piece of the Christmas Industrial Complex (CIC) in the form of a Joey… Read more
Few #RiotFestmas traditions have stood the test of time quite like the traditional reading of The Night Before Christmas by a comforting and familiar voice. So we reached… Read more
That's right, you ingrates. Gather around the Festivus pole for the traditional Riot Fest Staff's Airing of Grievances. Learn them. Know them. Live them... Or… Read more
Everybody pretty much sucks, am I right? Let us know how society has disappointed you in 2017 by posting your grievances to our Facebook, Twitter, or… Read more