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Category: Random

March 23, 2020June 9, 2020
PUPPIES. PUPPIES. PUPPIES.
By Riot Fest / Random / puppies
Puppies? Puppies, puppies, puppies. Puppies puppies puppies puppies puppies puppies puppies puppies puppies puppies puppies puppies puppies puppies puppies! Puppies! Puppies! Puppies!
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March 20, 2020March 20, 2020
Low On Toilet Paper? Try These 10 Amazing Ass-Wiping Alternatives
By Riot Fest / Random / toilet paper, wiping, Riot Fest Wipes
Riot Fest Wipes. So should you.
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January 21, 2020
Fyre Fest Exec Who Almost Sucked Dick for Water Finally Gets Some
By Riot Fest / Random / netflix, Random, Fyre Fest
Pretty much everything possible went wrong in the execution of the ill-fated Fyre Festival, from the “luxury villas” to the “authentic island cuisine.” But arguably…
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August 12, 2019
Jack White & Jack Black are Finally Making Music Together
By Riot Fest / News, Random / jack white, jack black, Tenacious D
It’s really happening: ‘Jack Gray’ is a reality. Jack White and Tenacious D have united to record a new song.for.
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July 30, 2019
Equifax Might Owe You $125 (Which You Can Use to Buy Riot Fest Tickets)
By Riot Fest / Random / tickets, Random, Equifax
“Can I use my Equifax settlement cash to buy Riot Fest tickets?” Yes, you absolutely can.
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April 30, 2019April 24, 2020
A Can of Chef Boyardee On Wheels Shut Down a Whole Street in Chicago
By Riot Fest / Chicago, Random / chicago, weird, Police
Police shut down State Street in Chicago over a “suspicious” object. As it turns out, it was a can of Chef Boyardee strapped to a…
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April 23, 2019April 23, 2019
An Opossum Lived Three Whole Days in Two Girls’ Bedroom Before Parents Believed Them
By Riot Fest / Random / opossum, Caitlin Burch, Opossum in room
When Caitlin Burch’s 7 and 10-year-old daughters told her there was “something in their bedroom,” she and her husband told the girls that everything was…
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July 13, 2018July 17, 2018
Have No Fear, A List of 13 Phobias is Here for Friday the 13th
By Riot Fest / Random / Friday the 13th, triskaidekaphobia, paraskevidekatriaphobia
If you suffer from Triskaidekaphobia or Paraskevidekatriaphobia, Friday the 13th isn't a great day for you. To help you get through today, here are our 13…
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May 22, 2018October 12, 2018
These animals are goth AF
By Riot Fest / Random / goth, goth AF
Happy World Goth Day, "a day where the goth scene gets to celebrate its own being, and an opportunity to make its presence known to…
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May 21, 2018October 12, 2018
Pig Follows Ohio Man Home for Some Love, Ends Up in the Back of a Cop Car
By Riot Fest / Random / Police, Pig, Slow News Day
The North Ridgeville (Ohio) Police Department thought they were dealing with your standard “drunk guy calls 911 to report a non-existent pig following him home…
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April 19, 2018April 19, 2018
I, For One, Welcome Our New Tumbleweed Overlords
By Riot Fest / Random / i for one welcome, tumbleweeds
The town of Victorville, California is being invaded by hundreds and hundreds of tumbleweeds that are enveloping homes and destroying lives. Wind gusts of up to…
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April 5, 2018
Zombie-Like Raccoons Are Terrorizing People In Ohio
By Riot Fest / Random / raccoons, zombie raccoons, ohio
Residents of Youngstown Ohio are on alert after police have responded to more than a dozen phone calls of suspicious raccoons. Local resident Robert Coggeshall told…
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