Riot Fest Horoscopes – Week of March 5th, 2018

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed, by the purr of a Jaguar. Money’s the matter, if you’re in it for love you ain’t gonna get too far.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Keep on pushin’ love `cause your heart can’t deny you’ll be right on time if you keep on push in’ love.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Woman to woman and man to man heart to heart and hand to hand, set on example for all the little boys and girls, for the hand that rocks the cradle can rule the world.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
High and dry, out of the rain, it’s so easy to hurt others when you can’t feel pain. And don’t you know that a love can’t grow, ’cause there’s too much to give, ’cause you’d rather live for the thrill of it all.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
It ain’t a sign of weakness to give yourself away because the strong give up and move on, while the weak give up and stay.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
The sun is free enough it’s shining there, shining there out of our reach, but if they can, they’ll find a way to make us pay for what we get when we lay out on the beach.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Beware of the curves, always signal your turns, soft shoulders slow you down, you know there are signs to explain all conditions on the way. There’s where to stop & which way to go.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
You can sleep all night you can work all day, you can trip all night peak all day, if you can, you can talk about some men.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)
What’s the point of standing ten feet tall if you never learn to fall? If you want to win you’ve got to play the game, but if you lose you must accept the pain. So don’t reach for the sky if all you want is heaven.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Some things are better left unsaid. Some strings are better left undone. Some hearts are better left unbroken. Some lives are better left untouched. Some lies are better off believed. Some words are better left unspoken.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
I don’t care if you got no legs! Dance on your knees!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
You ought to know better than that, girl, the more that you buy the less you get back.