Riot Fest Horoscopes – Week of July 10th, 2017

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Stay in school cause it’s the best.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
The way you rock, don’t stop. Girl, you got the chops. Flip flop. She bop. Self-taught. You lick so hot.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Yeah yeah, tear it up, rip it up, kick it up. Yeah yeah, kick it, kick it, kick it.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Come on and knock’em where its rocking non-stop. Make your way to Berlin.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
If you’re wearing gold lamee, you better work out all day.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Suck. Suck it up. Suck it all. Suck and let go.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Girls and boys they want it all. Lay back and make the call. You need that flip, yeah really quick and keep it so slow it sick. You gotta shake yer dix and yer tits.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)
One day, you’re gonna have to get off with it. You’re gonna have to go down on it. You’re gonna have to get it up.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Hide in your little bar where you’re the king of free drink tickets. Wow, impressive. Impress what you do with a little bit of power.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Do you want to get it for credit? Forget it. Don’t bet it. Call in the medic. It’s pathetic. You’ve gotta let it go. Let’s go. Rock show. C’mon.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Go go go come on spit it out. Rolls off your tongue right out your pretty mouth. You’ve got to see it to believe it.