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Riot Fest Horoscopes – Week of June 5th, 2017

By Riot Fest / June 5, 2017June 6, 2017 / Chicago, News

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Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

A twenty-dollar bill says you’re up late night starting fist fights versus fences in your backyard.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
When everything you’ll get is everything that you’ve wanted, well which would you prefer, a finger on the trigger, or face down across your floor.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)
You live your life, like you’re not in control, like you’re playing a role and you wonder why it always ends the same.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
You’ll never get what you want. You all look the same. Just do your best to forget

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
You’ve had your chance and folded. Don’t hold your breath, because you’ll only make things worse

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Think of all the fun you had. The finest line divides a night well spent from a waste of time. Think of all the days you spent alone with just your T.V. set.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)
So paint your face up something elegant and this town maybe a darker shade of red, ’cause a long night means a fist fight.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
You took full advantage of being taken full advantage of. You took what you could get and eventually it took the place of love.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Are you positive, absolutely sure? Well just get dressed don’t do this. Spending nights late listening to Miles Davis set that makes you want to fall in love, or be smart enough to keep your distance, you can’t decide.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
You can beg, you can plead, you can try, you can pray, nothing’s gonna save you from the tidal wave.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Anyone will do tonight. Close your eyes, just settle, settle.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Don’t, don’t let it go to your head, people like you are a dime a dozen.

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